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this is just what happen at Bangalore Airport
Airport security: what's your name?
Passenger: Batman
Airport security: your real name please?
Passenger: My name is Bat-Man
Airport security: Are you trying to be funny? What is your family name?
Passenger: Superman
Airport security handcuffs him and puts him into a locked security room
then they checked his Passport
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do not simply backstabbing a person in order to break them off
saying you don't mean to do it yet you're indirectly making things worst
Labels: Anger, Diary, Thoughts
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Sex Explanation by Pua Chu KangLMAO
Chu Bing'son Aloy: why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiyah, aboy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!
Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course women lah! when you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better more than your finger, right
Aloy: Why women hate it when they get reped?
PCK: Ai-yah! say, when you walk along the road, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehh? don't pray pray ah!
Aloy: why is it a women cannot has sex when she is having her menses?
PCK: Oy! if your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! use your blain, use your blainnn...
Aloy: Why is it most men don't like wearing condom when they are making love?
PCK: Ehhh! when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ah boyyyy, use your blain, use your bliannnn............. you go and dig nose in front of your whole class izit?? stupid lah!!
Aloy: Wah, uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK: Aiyah.... , ' best in singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole word' also ah.
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me: so,how was the assignment?
she: pardon, what assignment?
me: the account assignment.
she: Oh, I didn't see yet also. hahaha.
me: O, then can you two do the remaining five references?
she+she: erm, see how first.
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I know they're laughing at meI wouldn't get angry if someone laugh at me
but I don't know what they are laughing about
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